"Nobody cared until they started twerking"

He's here! He's here! The first episode of the Vince Russo era is upon us, and it's not the only origin we cover. Listen as we break down Stacy Kiebler's diva search semi-finals, Pedophile Goldust, Sid wearing a suit and rolling deep with accountants, Bret Hart tucking in his hockey jerseys, Hogan's creative control, Jeff Jarret dropping fools with guitar shots, Buff Bagwell's arrogance, Buff Bagwell's attack on kayfabe, Billy Kidman's shitting star press, lingerie distractions, David Flair getting beat up and a wimpy lawyer NO-SELLING GOLDBERG'S SPEAR!

(HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE: Buff Bagwell)