I don't want a lot from science,  there is just one thing I need, I really care about the needles, growing on my Christmas tree, I just want an episode, with a maximum bird roast - we'll make your wish come true, all we need, dear listener, is you.

The usual breakdown of sections by time:

0:00:37 Christmas chit chat, featuring curling and shuffleboarding. 0:10:02 Christmas trees - what are they, how do we identify the different Christmas trees, how old can they get? 0:28:49 The story of Alec's Christmas tree, identifying what kind of tree you have. 0:42:13 Explaining our terrible choice and the History of the multi-bird roast 0:51:19 Maximum-bird roast calculation details 1:13:36 Maximum-bird roast results 1:23:21 The vegan alternative that sounds much better