We come out of the gates talking ass eating. Jake's drinking habits are changing, we talk tattoos and Nicky is accuse of being a wook. Jake wants to take a trip to the Funbox, and shamelessly plugs his own business. We talk brand recognition, sugar mamas, and Nicky has a Lazy Dog black out. Jake doesn't think he can touch poop, we talk Spider-Man PS4, bird videos, zombies, and Americans at buffets. We talk about the infallible Thomas Dolby, then take a break. We come back with an inappropriate Sour Patch discussion, and find out Jake is a champagne girl now. We wonder which alcohol we handle best and worst, learn to not pour water on drunks, dreams and consumerism. Nicky got left at school as a young lad, we talk teacher's lounge pooping, and Jake has half a mind and half a body. We end with our joints of the week: "D/Vision" by J.I.D. ft. Earth Gang and "East Atlanta Love Letter" by 6LACK ft. Future