Picking up right where the last sauna session left off, the host finishes the story of his early-2020s Turo side hustle with a $2,500 Mercury Grand Marquis.
What starts promising—solid rentals, quick returns, and visions of a money-making machine—quickly turns chaotic: a sketchy renter who can’t (or won’t) verify his birthday, a last-minute cancellation strike, a breakdown on the other side of town, a one-star review, and an eventual ban.
He walks through the whole messy timeline, the financial math (roughly break-even after selling it to CarMax), and the hard lessons learned: buy the owner, fix the basics first, stick to reliable Japanese cars, and never try to be the roadside mechanic mid-rental.
Short, sweaty, and full of practical “what not to do” wisdom.