BFN Networks presents

Noble Efforts

Season 17

August 17, 2008

The Chronicles Of Neko

Hosts:

Bob Dubilina

Alyssa Kensington

Special Guest:

Pamela Neko

EPISODE GUIDE:

* Special BFN Opener: The Trouble with Double Booking

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

* The One Thing Too Hot for BFN ("Can't Stop the Bob Train!")

* Introductions with a Woman's Touch

* Danger: Surprisegasm!

* Fish Lovers' Urban Legends (aka Kensington Chowder)

* The Many Assumed Kinks of Pamela Neko (aka Fortune 500 Vag)

Song: The Great Crusades / Sex Sells (So I'll See You In Hell)

* Vaginal Spelunking (and Far Freakier Things Found in Hentai Porn)

* The "Convenient" Four-Legged Boyfriend

AnimeCon Adventures:

* The New Queen of Cosplay

* A Recipe for Freak/Geek Debauchery

* The Star Trek Nerd Within (aka A Brief Synopsis of Koke & Cemen)

* Not Your Average Convention-Goer

* Public Bicurious Imposters

* A Safe Place to Express Yourself

* Big Plans to Re-Enact The Bodyguard (aka Cosplay Boyfriends)

* A Desire to Be Objectified

* Ravaging the Yaois

Song: Bloodhound Gang / The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

* Don't Ask to Eat Ass! (Just Do It!)

* Obsessed with Anal (aka Propositioning at the Backdoor)

* Only You Can Prevent Anal Escalation!

* The Best Way to Get Pam's Ass (& Respect)

Neko's Guide to Scoring at Conventions:

* Beware the Con Funk

* Establish an Online Hook-Up (aka Reuben Snatchwich)

* Keep Yourself Available (aka Gung Ho with Two Hands & Three Holes)

* Be Vocal about Calling Dibs

* Clear the Room! (aka Empty Bathroom, Free Liquor, Bullhorn)

* Beware the Lurkers (aka Lurker Lotto)

* Keep Your Roommates Out (aka Snatch Latch)

* Or . . . Don't Fuck at Conventions!

Song: Atmosphere / Shoulda Known

* The Novelty Factor

* So Upfront and Open-Minded

* A Torrid First Love (aka Hot & Heartwarming)

* The Tao of Swanson (aka The Man with B-A-L-L-S!)

* The Perfect Blowjob (aka Training Hard for Chad Swanson)

* Oral Sex Artisan

Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls

* Pushing Through the Gag

* Olympic Wet Dream Team (with Snatch Watch Finger Action Bonus!)

* The Impromptu Late Night Human Urinal (aka Sleepkink Surprise!)

Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch

* The Most Dangerous Cosplay Outfit

* Pam: A (New) Definition

* Fapper (Framed) Photo Finish

* Neko's House of Horror Porn

* Early Dibs for the Next Convention

* Sign-Off: Playing for Keeps, It's BFN Networks!

Song: Grand National / Talk Amongst Yourselves

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