BFN Networks presents

Noble Efforts

Season 18

December 3, 2008

The Long Con

Hosts:

Bob Dubilina

Kyle Ramos

EPISODE GUIDE:

* Special BFN Opener: Location, Location, Location

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

* "How Do You Steal Away an American Girl from a Handsome Aussie?"

* Lisa's Allergic to All Things Cute (aka High Demand for Inbred Hypoallergenic Kittens)

* Cat Batter on a Hot Tin Roof: A Play

* Tony-Sweeping Introductions

* Be Wary of that Convict Smile (aka "The Aussie Paint Job" Con)

* Rosie & The Smooth Australian Triple Hustle

* The Legend of "Long Con" Dubilina

* Blackballed from All Things Australian

Song: Tina Turner / Another Hero

* Big Investments on Love

* A Man of Token Friends

* The Master Takes an Apprentice (aka St. Elmo's Gunfire)

* Bob's "Not Gay Enough!" Aussie Couple (aka A History of Uptight Homosexual Roommates)

* The Greatest Singer-Swindlers of All Time

* The Anti-Platonic Cuddle Buddy (aka No Rest Next to a Cute Girl)

* The Penis Has a Mind of Its Own

* Wanna Cuddle? Get A Gay Boyfriend!

* More Problems with Kyle's Penis

Song: Bird-Sek / Om Pra Ma Pood

http://www.bfninyourears.net/music/BirdSek-OmPraMahPood.mp3

* The Greatest Con of All (aka The "Highest Moral Standard" Scheme)

* The Trouble with Immortality (aka Vampires' Lament)

Song: The Flaming Lips / Fight Test

Turkey Day Tomfoolery:

* Cramped Space Sex Funk

* Moving on the Hot Couple

* How to Keep Your Girl in Check (aka "Tell Him You Were Putting Up Shelves!")

* Preemptive Make-Out Session with Dr. Jess (aka A Wariness of Virgins)

* Lazy Day Conquests (aka "Just Be A Person!")

* Eagle vs. Mallard

Song: Ben Weaver / Pretty Girl

The Faulty Wingman:

* Sweet Caroline & Buffalo Bob

* The Jim Jones of Logan Square

* "Hey, Who Is This Fuck?!" – The Official Podcast of Kyle Ramos

* Pearls of Wisdom for Future Travels (aka Rogue French Girls)

* Lisa Botches the Alibi (aka Lying Skeeze vs. Desperate Rebound Guy)

* The First Rule for Coveting Another Man's Woman

* Mad Props for Wingman Ramos

* The "New Truth" Hand Signal

* The Perfect Defense for an Unforeseen Hitch

Song: Harold Crisman / Give It Everything

* Bob Dubilina, Karaoke Superstar

* Kyle Ramos, Self-Loathing Top Shit

* The Five Steps of Addiction

* Blame the Thais for the Tsunami!

* The Chinese Girl & Her All-American Boyfriend (aka The Farmhand Philosopher)

* A Torrent of Charm Fully Unleashed

* Sign-Off: Going for the Long Con, It's BFN Networks!

Song: Sense Field / What Never Dies

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