BFN Networks presents

Noble Efforts

Season 19

February 5, 2009

Drama By Proxy

Hosts:

Bob Dubilina

Kyle "Javier" Ramos

Special Guest:

Maya Dynamite!

EPISODE GUIDE:

* Special BFN Opener: The 70/30 Employment Program

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

* Dropping Anchor Introductions (aka "What Do Your Words Do?")

* Who Is Javier Ramos?

* Happy Birthday, Jamie Vulva!

* Epic Hosting Marathon 2009

* Getting Punchy with the Guests (aka Jamelle the Camel aka Burger Face!)

* No More Visitors!

Song: The Gaslight Anthem / '59 Sound

* Rockstar Personas Inspired by Ronald Reagan

* Jamie Vulva: A Life

* Big D's Big Announcement (aka Bait-and-Switch Dinner Date)

Song: The Eric St-Cyr Band / You Were My Favourite

* Unleashing Lisa's Inner Freak (aka Sex Fiend Sugar High)

* Tamale Cock (aka "Dad Would Never Approve!")

* No Photo ID Necessary for a Burger Face

Julie's Unrequited Summer Lovin':

* Holding Out for a Born-Again Boyfriend

* The Weeklong Courtship

* Last Chance for Romance (aka "You're A Sucker – Just Like Me!")

* Drifting Apart Before We Depart (aka The One Mistake Everyone Makes)

* Romantic Farewell Back-Up

* Sbarro's vs. Sex with Bob

Song: My Morning Jacket / Thank You Too!

* Co-Opted Islamic Hipster Fashions

Julie's Woeful Winter Vacation:

* "Before There's A Story . . ."

* Forgoing the Tropics (aka Mr. Cold Case)

* Debatable Road Trip Destinations

* Kyle Got Ruffied (aka The Twizzler Chastity Belt)

* A Lousy Time to Address Old Baggage

* Bitching & Moaning Over Trivial Bullshit (aka Mental Nose-Picking)

* A Tempting Offer to Return the Favor

Song: The Kooks / Love It All

* The Ever-Observant Burger Face (aka Hallucinogens & Oates)

* Kyle's First Divorce (aka Broken Home Gentrification)

* Maya Dynamite's Cabinet Position

* When Your Reputation Precedes You (aka Fair Warning on the First Date)

* A Loaded Favor (aka "You Owe Me a Broad!")

Song: Joseph Arthur & The Lonely Astronauts / Heart's A Soldier

* Julia's Other Man (aka Ignorant Cuckolding)

* Annoyed by Forced Awkwardness

* A Damn Good Reason to Stay Together

* No Love for Mr. Dubilina

Song: Todd Martin / Love Scene

* Me, You and Everyone You Know

* A Direct Attack (aka Sour Grapes for Mr. Ramos)

* Sign-Off: Say It To My Face, It's BFN Networks!

Song: Weezer / King

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