BFN Networks presents

Noble Efforts

Season 19

March 5, 2009

Ex-Communication

Hosts:

Bob Dubilina

Kyle Ramos

Special Guest:

Maya Dynamite!

EPISODE GUIDE:

* Special BFN Opener: Patient Zero

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

* The Nastiest Outbreak Introductions (featuring Another Banned Phrase)

* Bad Pad Thai (aka Unknown Ingredients)

* Wicked Garden

* Kyle vs. Black Diamond

* Breaking the Fever (aka Strategically-Placed Ice Packs)

* Nonstop Vomitous Valentine's Day

* Substances Abused for Parental Bonding

* For Love of Lasagna

* In Defense of Germ Warfare (aka Slam Dunk Cure for AIDS)

Song: The Who / It's Not Enough

* Rockstars on Twitter (aka Rock 'n' Roll Reverse Psychology)

Bob's First Panic Attack:

* Close Call on the Blue Line

* The WRONG Response to This Situation

* Proposed Reactions (aka Play It Cool & Brutal)

* More Aggressive Tactics

* Turning Discomfort into the Ultimate Icebreaker

* Final Four Options for Future Encounters

* Heroism Isn't Sexy

Song: Joe Bonamassa / Miss You, Hate You

* Utterly Oblivious to Maya's Heartache

Mary Alison Got Married?!:

* The Two Month Relationship (aka Wedding Bell Rush)

* Bad Omens at the Four-Month Mark

* The New Champion of Her Heart

* Self-Torture via Repeated Viewings

* The Lasagna Rejoinder (aka Judgmental Italian Food)

* Grasping for Insight

Reactionary Dating:

* Ramos Loses His Touch

* Weeding Out OKCupid (aka Hey Bowser!)

* The Diana Ruse (aka Burned by Jeff Goldblum)

* On the Prowl for a New Virgin (aka "Let's Not Have Sex!")

* Kittens + Lasagna = The Good Life

Song: Frightened Rabbit / Keep Yourself Warm

* Fruits & Vegetables in the Bedroom

* Don't Let Your Ladies Go to Puerto Vallarta!

* Oedipus Ramos (& Other Stories about Kyle's Family)

The Trouble with Erin:

* Multiple Lovers at Shaggs' Party (aka The Mindful Asshole)

* Joanna's Roommate Mouths Off

* "Where Do I Fit In With All This?"

* The Wheels Come Off (aka Drunk & Displeased)

* A Long & Difficult Drive to Hyde Park (aka "Tres Leches" Dubilina)

* First & Final Warning to Joanna's Roommate

* "That's A 'Ho Calling A 'Ho A 'Ho!" (aka BFN at the Apollo)

* Soup Kitchen of Love

Song: Jasper James / Vibrator

* The Life & Times of Brucie "Mad Dog" Mittman

* Sign-Off: Don't Pry, It's BFN Networks!

Song: Sheryl Crow / Now That You're Gone

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