BFN Networks presents

Noble Efforts

Season 19

April 5, 2009

The Chronicles Of Whitman

Hosts:

Bob Dubilina

Maya Dynamite!

Special Guest:

Janice Whitman

EPISODE GUIDE:

* Special BFN Opener: Alumni Escorts

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

* "Wake the Fuck Up!" Introductions

* TimeLife presents: Pill o' the Month Club

* Plan B: Pill, Place or State of Mind

* Planned Parenthood . . . After Dark

* Fake Numbers in Senior Yearbooks (aka Just Before the Internet Revolution)

* Getting in Touch a Decade Later

* High Praise & Great Expectations

* Googling Roberto

* Friendship in Post Production (aka "Being Pretty is the Answer!")

* The Next Columbine Kid

Song: Mike Doughty / 27 Jennifers

* Searching for Bob Dubilina

* Shock & Awe Autobiography

* Seven Words to Sum Up a Life

* Falling for Las Vegas

* The Seven Faces of Denise (aka Dr. D and the Peer Partner)

* Invite to Aruba

* IM Confessions (aka Admiration & Infatuation)

* Cockblocking Crockett

* A Paralyzing Fear of Rejection

* The Best of the Worst/The Worst of the Best

* Delaying the Reunion (aka No Rush for Romance)

* A Sudden Dislike of the Dutch

Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / I Am The Dynamite

Symon the Cyst:

* Dieting to Perfection

* Backlash Binging

* A Long Overdue Consultation

* Her First Peek 'n' Poke

* Emergency Surgery

* Slim Chance for Procreation (aka Involuntary Sterility)

* Maya Offers Up Her Eggs

* The Silver Lining (aka Embracing Life!)

* Viking Funeral for the Alien Baby

Song: Brindley Brothers / Angels

Eureka! Eureka!

* 5th Generation Nevadan

* The Loneliest Town on the Loneliest Highway

* Whitman Family Reunion

* The Ostensible Hangover (aka Judgey McJudgerson and the Judge-O-Rama Band)

* The First Sign of Things to Come

* Road Trip from Hell

* In Desperate Need of Medical Assistance (& Gatorade)

* Hauled Off in the Meat Wagon

* Barbaric Medical Practices

* Revenge of the Bowels

* Stool Sample of the Damned (aka Topping Off the Hat)

* Feeling Awful, Looking Great

* Final Assessment (aka Complete & Utter Contamination)

* Making the Headlines

Song: Presidents Of The United States Of America / More Bad Times

* The 10-Year Reunion Is Nigh! (Bob Won't Make It)

* High Marks for the Windy City Reunion (aka Top of the Five!)

* No Nooners for the High School Sweethearts

* Carson High Class of '99 Epic Sexual Conquest! (with Reunion Train Finale!)

* Sign-Off: Make Your Own Reunion, It's BFN Networks!

Song: Red Wanting Blue / You're My Las Vegas

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