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【2009-05-08，五】ESL Podcast 475 – Hiring a Hitman
Need to get rid of an unwanted part of your life? Learn how not to do it on this episode.
Tags: Entertainment
Audio Index:
Slow dialogue: 1:10
Explanations: 3:00
Fast dialogue: 15:16
Gus: Are you Shirley?
Shirley: Yeah, thanks for agreeing to meet me here. I’m told you’re the best sniper in the business and you can be discreet. I need a hitman who can do a job, then make himself scarce.
Gus: I’m your man. Tell me about it.
Shirley: There’s someone who’s been a thorn in my side, keeping me up at night, and it’s time to take him out.
Gus: Taking care of problems is my specialty. I’ll need a down payment now and the balance when I finish him off. We shouldn’t meet again, so I’ll tell you later where to make a drop.
Shirley: All right.
Gus: Good. How will I be able to spot the target?
Shirley: Here’s a picture. He’s usually in the yard in the afternoons.
Gus: You want me to kill a dog?!
Shirley: Right, he’s my neighbor’s dog and he keeps me up every night. Is that a problem?
Gus: You bet it is. Who do you think I am? People are disposable, but dogs? They’re a man’s best friend.
Shirley: Are you kidding me? You won’t take the job?
Gus: Nope, I won’t. If you want to pay good money to take out a dog, then that’s your prerogative, but I have my standards!
Script by Dr. Lucy Tse
Tags: Entertainment
Audio Index:
Slow dialogue: 1:10
Explanations: 3:00
Fast dialogue: 15:16
Gus: Are you Shirley?
Shirley: Yeah, thanks for agreeing to meet me here. I’m told you’re the best sniper in the business and you can be discreet. I need a hitman who can do a job, then make himself scarce.
Gus: I’m your man. Tell me about it.
Shirley: There’s someone who’s been a thorn in my side, keeping me up at night, and it’s time to take him out.
Gus: Taking care of problems is my specialty. I’ll need a down payment now and the balance when I finish him off. We shouldn’t meet again, so I’ll tell you later where to make a drop.
Shirley: All right.
Gus: Good. How will I be able to spot the target?
Shirley: Here’s a picture. He’s usually in the yard in the afternoons.
Gus: You want me to kill a dog?!
Shirley: Right, he’s my neighbor’s dog and he keeps me up every night. Is that a problem?
Gus: You bet it is. Who do you think I am? People are disposable, but dogs? They’re a man’s best friend.
Shirley: Are you kidding me? You won’t take the job?
Gus: Nope, I won’t. If you want to pay good money to take out a dog, then that’s your prerogative, but I have my standards!
Script by Dr. Lucy Tse
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https://www.lizhi.fm/1835974/23625465717025798
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Need to get rid of an unwanted part of your life? Learn how not to do it on this episode.
Tags: Entertainment
Audio Index:
Slow dialogue: 1:10
Explanations: 3:00
Fast dialogue: 15:16
Gus: Are you Shirley?
Shirley: Yeah, thanks for agreeing to meet me here. I’m told you’re the best sniper in the business and you can be discreet. I need a hitman who can do a job, then make himself scarce.
Gus: I’m your man. Tell me about it.
Shirley: There’s someone who’s been a thorn in my side, keeping me up at night, and it’s time to take him out.
Gus: Taking care of problems is my specialty. I’ll need a down payment now and the balance when I finish him off. We shouldn’t meet again, so I’ll tell you later where to make a drop.
Shirley: All right.
Gus: Good. How will I be able to spot the target?
Shirley: Here’s a picture. He’s usually in the yard in the afternoons.
Gus: You want me to kill a dog?!
Shirley: Right, he’s my neighbor’s dog and he keeps me up every night. Is that a problem?
Gus: You bet it is. Who do you think I am? People are disposable, but dogs? They’re a man’s best friend.
Shirley: Are you kidding me? You won’t take the job?
Gus: Nope, I won’t. If you want to pay good money to take out a dog, then that’s your prerogative, but I have my standards!
Script by Dr. Lucy Tse
Tags: Entertainment
Audio Index:
Slow dialogue: 1:10
Explanations: 3:00
Fast dialogue: 15:16
Gus: Are you Shirley?
Shirley: Yeah, thanks for agreeing to meet me here. I’m told you’re the best sniper in the business and you can be discreet. I need a hitman who can do a job, then make himself scarce.
Gus: I’m your man. Tell me about it.
Shirley: There’s someone who’s been a thorn in my side, keeping me up at night, and it’s time to take him out.
Gus: Taking care of problems is my specialty. I’ll need a down payment now and the balance when I finish him off. We shouldn’t meet again, so I’ll tell you later where to make a drop.
Shirley: All right.
Gus: Good. How will I be able to spot the target?
Shirley: Here’s a picture. He’s usually in the yard in the afternoons.
Gus: You want me to kill a dog?!
Shirley: Right, he’s my neighbor’s dog and he keeps me up every night. Is that a problem?
Gus: You bet it is. Who do you think I am? People are disposable, but dogs? They’re a man’s best friend.
Shirley: Are you kidding me? You won’t take the job?
Gus: Nope, I won’t. If you want to pay good money to take out a dog, then that’s your prerogative, but I have my standards!
Script by Dr. Lucy Tse
查看节目原文：
https://www.lizhi.fm/1835974/23625465717025798