BFN Networks presents

Noble Efforts

Season 19

May 10, 2009

Battle Fatigue

Hosts:

Bob Dubilina

Kyle Ramos

Special Guest:

Maya Dynamite!

EPISODE GUIDE:

* Special BFN Opener: My Ramos the Hero

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

* "Home for Heroes" Introductions

* Borrowing from the Bob Dubilina Playbook (with Successful Results!) (aka The Life You Should Be Living)

* Kyle Locks Down a Girlfriend

* Running Off to Fresno (aka Springboard into Serious Commitment)

* All or Nothing on the First Date (aka No Apps! Entrees ONLY!)

* The Perfect Girlfriend

* The Wrong Shirt

* Leading by (Bad) Examples

Song: Rogue Wave / Maps

* The Dubilina Jawbreaker (Double Analogy!)

* Boa Constrictor vs. Fat Girl

* Spiraling Out (aka Going for Tarnished Gold)

* Desperate Isolation

* Precarious Emotional Bonding

* The Nicaragua Referendum (aka Free Travel for the Single Ladies!)

* The Dangers of Flirting with a Taken Girl

* The Bawdy/Body Breakfast

Song: William Topley / Sophia

* Post-Breakfast Dustbath

* Preserving Friendship Above All Else

* The Highlight of a Busy Social Weekend

* Fool's Russian (aka Cold War Reenactment in Bob's Bedroom)

* Weary & Weighed Down

* Frustrated & Unfocused

* Reestablishing Control (aka "Everything Else Is Fine. How Do I Fix This?")

* Finding a Proper Long-Term Solution

* Picking Your Battles (aka Keeping Positive in the Face of Assumption)

* "You Need A Goddamn Break!" (aka Time to Get Away)

* Respecting Yourself Enough to Walk Away

Song: Pete Yorn / All At Once

* Bob's New Favorite #1 Fan!

* Steal from Kyle Ramos, Get on The List! (aka Brown-Teeth McFarlane)

* Sign-Off: Save Yourself, It's BFN Networks!

Song: Matchbox Twenty / Downfall

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