BFN Networks presents

Noble Efforts

Season 19

July 26, 2009

Rude Awakenings

Hosts:

Bob Dubilina

Kyle Ramos

Special Guests:

Maya Dynamite!

Haley Ukulele

EPISODE GUIDE:

* Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020! Redux

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

* 2 Weeks, 15 Minutes Behind Schedule

* The Right to Remain Inconsistent (aka Nostraramos)

* AEA Analysis (aka Haikus, After Masturbating & Hanging Myself)

* Season 19: A Review (aka A Chronicle of Noble Efforts)

* The Only Solution to All Bob's Problems

* Neutral Future (at Burger King)

* Desperate & Willing to Settle for Anything (Even Bob Dubilina)

* "Convince Her That She Can't Do Better!"

* Kyle's Favorite Game

Song: Biffy Clyro / Saturday Superhouse

* Most Compliments Given in a Minute

* A Season of Epiphanies (aka "Yes, It Really Is That Bad!")

The Truly Hopeless Romantic:

* The Only One of His Kind

* No Say in the Matter

* How Honest Is Too Honest?

* Utterly, Desperately Alone (aka "I Miss You" as a Loaded Gun)

* A Lack of Genuine Connections

* Location & Environment

* Compromises, Excuses & Cop-Outs

* "Am I Really Making Progress Here?!" (aka The Middle of the Tailspin)

* Will Passion Always Be a Liability?

* A Desire to Start at Zero

* Kyle Touts the Old-Fashioned Approach

* "Why Must We Assume the Worst About Each Other?"

* Perception Is Everything (aka The Socially-Acceptable You)

* "You Create Your Own Perception!" (aka The Consequence of Revealing Too Much) (aka BFN as Bob's Albatross)

* "When Is the Right Time to Discuss the Dealbreakers?"

* A Real Fucking Shame

Song: Josh Joplin Group / Here I Am

* Fair Warning to the Next Hopeless Romantic

* Reserving Judgment for Rude, Alcoholic Cunts

* 7 Drunk Frenchies and Their Hipster-Fuck Host

* The Vanishing Trio (aka Plan B-Dubilina)

* The Cockblocking Wingman

* Girls with Boyfriends

* "Be the Better Guy!"

* The "Maybe" Trap

* The Charitable Make-Out

* Putting the Fatties Out to Pasture

Song: Rob Thomas / Mockingbird

* Haley's God Awful Acquaintance (aka A Taste of Molasses)

Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein

* The Worst Thing You Could Say During Sex (aka Post-Vasectomy Power-Through)

* Worldly Genitalia

* Internment Camps for Assholes

* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Want Free Fries With That?

Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling

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