BFN Networks presents

Noble Efforts

Season 20

October 6, 2009

Hint Of A Spark

Hosts:

Bob Dubilina

Henry Hall

Maya Dynamite!

EPISODE GUIDE:

* Special BFN Opener: The Alphabet of Seduction

Song: Jimmie's Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (BFN Live)

* Introductions & Overdue Promotions

Maya Donates Her Eggs (aka Baby Goes the Dynamite!)

* Highlighted in the Donor's Catalogue (aka Photogenic as First Priority)

* Request for an Average Egg

* HOLY SHIT! 23 EGGS!

* The Next Generation of Dubilina Conquests (aka Seducing the Maya & Megan Superbaby!)

* "I Miss Megan . . . 's Boobs."

* No Apologies for Future Offenses

Song: Joshua James / Magazine

* Time to Tackle the Love Life

* Price Cap on Egg Donation

* Padding the Hours on the Paycheck

* Mo' Money, All Problems (aka Wanted: Naked Biographer)

* A Night Out with Naked Girls Reading (aka Hardcore Book Learnin')

* "Seriously, Suspend Your Disbelief" (aka Nudity + Literacy = JOY!)

* Failed "Naked Girl" Franchises

* Blatantly (Albeit Tastefully) Seduced by Sofi Minx

* BFN Recommends: F. Gonzalez-Crussi's Days of the Dead (Preferably Read by a Naked Girl)

Song: The Fags / Here's Looking At You

* Naked Audience Singing!

* High Demand for Literate Prey

* Crazy Jenna's Preemptive Attacks (aka Swinger/Player/Shithead)

* The Loaded Question

* Burned Up & Walking Wounded

* The Rejected & Deflected Method (aka "Where's My Fucking Friend?!")

* The Hostile & Derisive Approach (aka His Honesty = Her Ammunition)

* Bob's Nightmare Roommate Scenario

Song: Collective Soul / Why Pt. 2

* Fight Assumption with Prying Personal Questions!

* Guilty Until Proven Negative

* Lost in Distraction

* (Explosively) Cutting Your Losses

Hints of a Spark:

* Stupid-Smitten with Silje (aka The Jamie Blythe Effect)

* Her Perception vs. His Reality

* Romanian Wildcat Fling

* Convoluted (& Conflicting) Majority Opinion

* Explaining vs. Defending (aka "But What Are You?")

* "This Relationship Has an Expiration Date."

* Outsourcing All Romantic Pursuits (aka Windy City Lover Ghost Town)

Song: Ike Reilly / I Don't Want What You Got (Goin' On)

Malakov Tango:

* The U-Haul of Baggage

* Self-Fulfilling Prophecy

* One More Round

* A Most Frustrating Disconnect

* The Essence of Dubilina

* "You Don't Belong to Me."

* To Fuck Around or Not to Fuck Around (aka Existential Dating)

* "I Want the Best of You!"

* Too Late for a Second First Impression (aka Minor League Housesitter)

* "There Are No Prime Candidates!"

Song: Sense Field / Burn

* Bob Dubilina, Late Night Taxi Driver

* Naked Bob Driving!

* The Final Word

* Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Clothing Optional!

Song: Soul Asylum / Oxygen

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