I taught the other guy to take my job. Luckily for me, it took him three years to learn. Unluckily, eventually he did learn… Don’t worry, no names are mentioned in the telling of this tale…

“So, Klass, what exactly do you do for work? Yell into your iPod?”

I’m at a fork in the road, career wise, and need to come to grips with the fact that the only way I will survive is to accept both Dans.  And hope that others can too.

Did you know you can’t take photos of the merchandise at CostCo?  How else am I supposed to get approval on everything?

Lastly, to be clear: The Premium Shows are at “96,” the free shows are at “64.” Still better than “32.”