Listen you little slut, this is the last time we’re going to talk about 2017. I want you to bend over and take it all in like my good little unicorn. You’ve been my loyal listener all year long so I’m going to reward you with sexy stories about orgasms and then I’m going to blow you…blow you away with some hot, hot, HOT tips.

And you know what else? If you go to ASN Radio Network (asnradio.com) you can find us there in the back room. If you’re feeling sassy I’ll be waiting for you baby on Twitter @UnicornReport. You better be over 18 though or I’m gonna send you home crying to your momma and I won’t be nice about it either, cuz I am one bitchy ass unicorn.