Parker and Grant tackle the dastardly Baylor  Bears, who have become decidedly less dastardly in recent years after  hiring good, cool dudes. We set the table for the Bears and figure out  what success means for them this year. Topics are included, but not  limited to:

- The Wide Zone, and what it means for Baylor

- Jacob Zeno v. Gerry Bohanon

- Jalen Pitre, Terror Of Terrors

- BYU's missed opportunity

- The BU-TT Bowl's likely massive significance in 2021

- A trip through the Baylor Alumni Wikipedia section

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