Spooky Season is upon us, but this football season has been Dookie for Miami fans. The boys were SUPPOSED to be joined by the Kombuchat Girls, but Freed can't comprehend the Gregorian calendar, and was thus off by a leap year.

Pero like irregardless, Booch Ball must carry on. Adults wore costumes and debated fun-sized candy and conference championship games. All is well. But is Jun Kombucha well-done? Stay tuned... (spoiler alert, Rock Stacker is better)

Stay Cultured, deuces.