When someone knocked down the “Welcoming Center” at the front gates of the Omni Tucson National Complex, the management skimped and didn’t rebuild. Instead they spruced up what was left of the structure - the toilet. That is where the “Greeters” now sit waving at people entering the property. In this “Quickie” Ed asks everyone to wave at the person on the toilet as they enter the resort and briefly honk their horn in a show of solidarity. It has to be a tough job sitting on the toilet all day.

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