How about a modern adaption of a literary classic, created by Martin Scorsese & Dean Koontz, starring Parker Posey and Adam Goldberg? Sound good? It sure sounded good to USA Network in 2004.

Except all they got out of it was your standard gritty cop show. Except it stars a modern day Frankenstien. Except he's not called Frankenstien. Except the show is called Frankenstien. Except there's...

God dammit, this thing's a mess.

Reviewers: James Ferris, Andrew Cherry, Harry Brimage, Alex Malone

Soundboard: David Shaw