I’ve noticed a different atmosphere at the bank since the beginning of the financial crisis: Customer Service.  Man, they are so eager to please I feel like I’m at the Bunny Ranch.  People are greeting me, pretending to remember my name, engaging me in (gulp) conversation.  It seems like they all want something from me.  Oh, yeah, my money.  So, it really is like the Bunny Ranch…

I got new glasses and yet can’t see very well.  So, I had to have my eyes examined.  Again.  Ordeal.  OR.  DEAL…  Is putting one of those gigantic eye-testing things on your face and asking you “Does this one look better, or does this  one look better?” the best we can do in the 21st Century?  Seriously?  There have been no major breakthroughs in the field of optometry  since the 1920s?

We went hiking.  But first we ran a marathon.  Well, almost ran over a marathon.

I say “Sh*t.”  Twice.

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