Come in, weary traveler. Take a seat. Would you like this jackalope skull? No? How about this phonograph of the only known recording of Abraham Lincoln singing jazz? What's that? You're just here for a podcast? Well, alright. We've got an episode of The Fourth Journal in the bargain bin, if you really must. They're talking about Little Gift Shop of Horrors in that one. Are you sure you don't want this orange once held by a time traveling knight? Fine.