The good Doctor Aper comes to grips with the flavour of rare Russian Tomatoes with salt from the Black Sea whilst devouring most of the Parma Ham that the newly installed drinks girl has delivered from Botega Rotelo. JP has his regular rant about the Bahrain GP and Hamilton V8 Supercars whilst we collectively fashom the mysteries of kerb sensor activation. Adobe manages to piss JP off to the max. Harty looks forward to a trip in Brill Rail Car 60. WWDC tickets sales. Apple and Android revenues examined. Microsoft database screwups. The French GP returns and two Indy teams have had a gutful of Lotus.