Well, today's date gives me nothing to work with - it's not a holiday, it's not a new year, it isn't a PFD anniversary. What the fuck, calendar? I think I need to see other date managing systems. The Aztec calendar is pretty hot...mmm, check out that xiuhpōhualli - though if I'm honest, I'm more of a tōnalpōhualli man myself.

Also, January sucks. January and February both, to be honest. Do you agree? Come join the party at https://discord.gg/FPNQfsW and tell us what your favorite and least favorite months are. This task has nothing to with Pork Fried Dice - blame Pope Gregory XIII!