'Twas the night before Christmas and down at the station

Everyone got coal because of this word masturbation.

Jack and Grem wrote a story, a real messed up mutation,

Of a Dr. Seuss classic (they deserve your condemnation).

And before we leave you, our dear listener, unawares

This week's special guest is Tom Kollenberg of The Guys Upstairs!

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