After giving the Grand Poohbah a large serve Kimi is on the line feeling a bit depressed about a possible but most unlikely WRC drive in Finland. With the Monaco Grand Prix this weekend JP evaluates the tyre options. Roland spits again at PI. Stoner retiring spurs Rossi onwards at Le Mans. Allan is a dad after a very strange N24 finish. Briscoe on pole for Indy 500. F1 set to float but will it be a drama like Facebook. Brendan Reeves hits the Greek Rally Crisis. Uncle Don who owns most things wants Deltawing to race in ALMS ensuring International Pauly more gigs and gold. Jonny Ives gets a knighthood whilst Seagate is set to buy LacCie. Diablo 3 servers. Monte Calro attracts more drivers. Samsung sales and patent wars. IBM bans Siri. KettlePizza kits made for Weber BBQ.