Shocking comment during grandma's call

おばあちゃん電話中の衝撃の一言　with lyrics↓

まだ私が小さかった頃の話

This story is about when I was still small

親戚の森さんから電話がありました

I got a phone call from Mori-san, one of my relatives.

森さんから電話だよと、ばあちゃんに取り次ぐと

I put Mori-san through to grandma saying "Grandma, you got phone call from Mori-san" and 

「もりもり？久しぶりやね！」といいました

She said "Mori Mori? Long time no see!"

いや、もしもしやろ

Wait, that's "moshi-moshi"

森さんともしもしが合わさってる

Mori-san and moshi-moshi fit together.

何事もなかったかのように普通に話してる

They are talking and pretending as if nothing had happened

もりもりはさすがに笑うやろ

No matter what, you should laugh with mori-mori

森さん今どんな気持ちなの

How do you feel Mori-san right now?

このままじゃ私、今夜はろくに眠れないよ

I can't sleep at all tonight if you keep doing like this.

ohhh　tur-r-r

ばあちゃんなんで笑わんねん

Why don't you laugh grandma?

80代ツボ強すぎやろ

80's has such a hard sweet spot (real hard to laugh)

oh yeahhhhh