On this exciting new episode of Sky High, our hero's arch nemesis, Elon Musk, buys Twitter to serve as an upgrade mechanism for his son, who is still in his early levels. Once the algorithm is imported, doom will inevitably come for Rihanna's baby. Hearing this news, women everywhere devolved into violent creatures, destroying Mariupol in retaliation. Will our hero save Earth from free speech, or will he recess into a dirty restaurant corner, destined to live out his life in a Botox face mask getting finger blasted by a wealthy exhibitionist?