Erika gets called a Karen. Dan’s having trouble dating in the age of quar and he DOES NOT want to see your Halloween costume. Very legal. Very cool. // We’ve blown through the bedrock of corniness—what’s happening now? Why you all acting like cops? My dick died, can I bury it in you? If a horse worse fishnets, would it wear them like THIS or like THIS? Do we stan shady bitch Kim Jong-un? Jack Ryan, or Jack in the Box? Snip snip, am I being detained? // Follow us on Instagram + Twitter: @anicelifepod, @emricchini, @danbassini