Meet Bob, a pharmacist who moonlights as the mayor of his town, and who also occasionally performs emergency medical services for a local bike gang. Confused? That's only the beginning. Bob has decided to fight the War on Christmas in order to defend his freedoms, which are not really under attack. It seems that Christmas is illegal in the town, even though it isn't, and it seems that nobody wants to celebrate Christmas anymore, even though they do. Also Bob is mad that nobody appreciates the cross as a symbol of Christmas anymore, but if memory serves, the cross is associated with a different Christian holiday. It could be that Bob is just confused, since according to the movie he has lived for a very long time. It's a little hard to pin down exactly what's going on in this film, but wait til you see what the kids of the town force their parents to watch at what the parents thought would be a nice play about aliens. We had to make this a longer episode than normal because we lost our minds trying to make sense out of it. Did we mention that this movie (THIS movie) caused former presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee to break the law? This is destined to become a holiday classic! Just don't let the Hammer get ya.