In today's episode we introduce Livia, the latest member of the Calling Munro team... whether she likes it or not. We also read out some listener-submitted names for Guðjón's still fictional dog. We do more than just administrative things, though, and discuss whether having a baby is really any better than getting drunk, how quidditch is a terrible sport, dick snakes, and how it's not actually any better to wake up early (looking at you, Mark Wahlberg!). We also reach the conclusion that art is better than science, and that linguistics is a hella dope subject. We forget to listen to our voicemail and the skill is kinda meh but there is a universe where it could save your life. Once again Guðjón absolutely kills it with the funniest line on the podcast. Shout out to Geoffrey Pullum.