Luke Likes ' Right Here, Right Now'

Okay, it is getting late, it is getting late right now. It is half past ten, half past ten p.m. in the evening, yeah. So, it is getting late and I am recording, I am recording and I am speaking English to you. I am speaking English and I know what you are doing because I am a spy. Remember? Do you remember? I am a spy.

I know what you are doing. You, right now, right now, at the moment, you are listening. You are listening to me, you are listening to my podcast and learning English, hopefully, hopefully, and learning some English, just a little, just a little bit.

So, what are you doing and what am I doing? Well, me, I am sitting here at my desk, I am sitting here at my desk, I am sitting and I am talking, I am having, I am having hot, hot tea, hot tea. And to be honest, to be honest, to be honest, not much is happening, not much is happening, happening around, not much.

My dog, my dog, Marcepan, is lying over here, is lying over here and outside, let me have a look, let me have a look, outside, it is starting to rain, I think. It is starting, it is starting to rain, it is starting to rain. It is not snowing, it isn't, it is not snowing. It is starting or it is raining maybe at the moment, raining.

I am sure it is getting cold so, my neighbours are not, aren't outside right now, they aren't sitting, they aren't sitting outside because it is definitely, definitely too cold for them. So, they are not sitting outside, they are sitting inside. I can't hear them right now, I can't hear them, but just a little, I can hear, I think, yeah, I can hear a TV on? So they, maybe, maybe, they are watching some TV right now, maybe they are watching some TV and nothing much is happening, is going on, going on.

So, I'm speaking to the microphone, I am speaking to the microphone. I'm wearing my headphones, headphones, yeah, I'm wearing my headphones and speaking to my microphone to you, but you, what are you doing?

I know, I know, that's a fact, and I am a spy, that you are listening, you are listening right now, but is it morning right now?

Are you just waking up? Are you waking up? Maybe you are still, you are still lying in bed, maybe you are lying in bed, or maybe it is evening and you are falling asleep because it is getting, it is getting so boring, so boring. You are falling asleep, you are falling asleep, or maybe, what else?

Maybe you are walking your dog. Are you walking your dog, are you walking your dog right now and listening and listening to my podcast? Are you doing some sport and listening to my podcast? Are you walking to school and listening to my podcast? Are you driving to work and listening to the podcast? Are you riding a bike?

Hmmm, what else? Oh, I know, are you ironing, are you ironing and listening to the podcast? Are you ironing and listening to the podcast? That's a great way to learn English, so maybe you are learning English and ironing, and ironing. Are you eating? Maybe you are eating, maybe you are cooking. Are you dancing? Are you maybe having a shower and listening to the podcast?

I'm not sure, I'm not sure, but who knows, who knows. I hope, I hope you are listening, you are listening and you are learning just a little bit, just a little bit and having a little fun, also.

Well, it's your turn now. Embrace the day, people!