It’s our third annual X-Men XMas special, and we’re going back to high school with our favorite high society mutants with diamond-hard exteriors, Monet St. Croix and Emma Frost, the X-Men otherwise known as M and the White Queen! Also: a variety of all-lady teams, life is hard for diamond girls, the freakiest of deakies, troubles with twins, we’re all wearing halloween costumes all the time, and so much more!

Audio samples:

La Roux — “Bulletproof”

Invader Zim — “Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom”

Rihanna — “Diamonds”

Saturday Night Live — “Church Chat”

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