In 2013 the world collectively asked "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" for eight whole episodes of riveting TV drama/comedy/fantasy. Well in 2016, we finally got the answer we were looking for - he would fake an armed robbery so that he wouldn't have to tell his mom about a late night bender, therefore throwing the whole world into a fit of collective shaming. Welcome to the Rio Summer Olympics 2016, a complete disaster that somehow still didn't live up to the disaster that everyone expected it to be. This episode brought to you by TrueSwords.com.

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