Noted MENSA members Don Lemon and Rick Wilson yuk it up on CNN about “credulous boomer rube” Trump supporters. Do they want Donald Trump to be president forever? Because this is how you get Trump being president forever. Mike Bloomberg makes his bid to dethrone Elizabeth Warren as the most cringe-inducing candidate by shaking hands with a dog’s mouth and eating Big Gay Ice Cream. No, we didn’t make that up, sorry. Trump’s commerce secretary Wilbur Ross celebrates how coronavirus could return jobs to America. Would he prefer Budvirus? Coorsvirus? As long as it’s American, right? Elizabeth Warren wants criminal penalties for people who propagate falsehoods online, in a proposal that has no sense of irony. And finally, now you can dress like a Popeyes Chicken employee at home. 

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