Jason and Mary are joined by special guest The Vern to figure out what happens if you run a bunch of different song lyrics and movie quotes through Google Translator a bunch of times. Also, you know how celebrities are stuck at home with nothing to do, so they go live on the Internet to entertain us? Well, we think they be cringy, yo and we talk about that as well. There's a few other things but I'll let you discover those on your own.

But you could've heard this episode FIVE days in advance if you signed up for our Patreon! You should totally do that now! No pressure, but what else are you gonna do with your $1200 stimulus check? Food? Bills? Sports cars? PFFT! Stop being so basic.