Buongiorno! Did someone say karaoke?! We're having a Charlotte birthday party. Carrie flirts by stealing sips of Scotch from a man who smokes a Sherlock Holmes pipe. No one will join Miranda in singing Cyndi Lauper. Bitsy von Muffler wants to be Lady Gaga. And somehow through it all, Patti damn LuPone doesn’t sing one iota. “I was never married.” “Neither was I.” We wondered, what have we gotten ourselves into? Ciao, bella!

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