I hate it when I hear the ums and even more the uhs

I hate it when the movie bombs despite the pleasant buzz

I hate it when I write these things and no one cares to read

I hate when they pass up Stiles and instead cast Tara Reid

I hate that Ledger isn't here to act his ass off more

I hate that I don't hate these rom-coms. Not even close. Not even a little bit. I'm never even bored.