This week we take a solemn vow and review the instant classic film VelociPastor on Amazon Prime Video. First we recorded a commentary track (available on our Patreon) and then we sat down for a proper episode to discuss long laughter, missing VFX, and Hookers/Doctors/Lawyers.

Segments:

• Debate Question (3:30): What animal would you morph into as a priest? 
• Movie Review (14:05): VelociPastor (2018)
• Final Cut (35:41): Movie review scores from hosts and guests

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