John takes his Ranger group to a Old West town that seems to reinforce Native American stereotypes.

This week’s funny stories: John got a Happy Memorial Day from Walmart, James’ family went to Animal Kingdom Lodge and got cable, John got all of the LEGO Simpsons minifigs, takes a group of Royal Rangers to Westville and goes on a rant about a guy on Kindergarten Grad Night. James meets a crazy Portal Kid, is reminded to pick up his medication by Marry Poppins, finds that Disney drinks, and wishes expire at 7:04 pm and that his kids want their dog to be a bit more portable. Then Chris Cowan calls in about a lady with a pointy butt. Kaylee’s sister slaps a lady’s butt with her purse, Lorien makes up a story about a kid falling off his bike, and Keith’s wife doesn’t find everything we say to be very funny. We share some Middle School Drama from Zeke who doesn’t want his sister in her club, Gavin who was not in fact teaching bad words to the deaf kid, and Ian tries to wear his gum as a necklace.

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Transcript Of First 30 Minutes

James: So, explain the poopball to everybody. What’s the deal?

John: I changed my picture on Facebook. It’s not a poopball. [laughter] What am I doing? I’m cooking a grenade.

James: Exactly.

John: It was actually the mud in Alaska was really interesting, and I really hope that it was mud. I grabbed it off of a riverbank so there’s no telling what was in the mud. But it made this perfect ball and it was shiny and stuff and I was going to throw it at somebody and they were taking a picture.

James: Yeah I saw them do that on…

John: “MythBusters”?

James: “MythBusters,” and they did use poop.

John: They did.

James: Because they were trying to find out if you could shine poop or poop can’t…

John: That’s right. It was one of those ones.

James: That’s why I see it and I think, “It’s a poopball.”

John: “Can you polish a turd?” Or something like that.

James: Yeah, yeah. [laughter] They proved that wrong. You can.

John: You can in fact.

James: This show proves it every single week in my opinion. [laughter] How was your Memorial Day, my friend?

John: Mine?

James: Yeah.

John: Very non-eventful.

James: Aw. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

John: It’s a good thing because I spent the whole week prior just nonstop doing stuff for the school and all the stuff that I do at work.

James: All the closing-out-at-the-end-of-the-year stuff.

John: Yes, so Memorial Day was good. How was yours?

James: Ours was good. We went to Animal Kingdom Lodge in Orlando.

John: Oh, that sounds like fun.

James: Yeah. This is the second year we’ve done it. We did it last year and things were pretty rough last year. But this year was a lot better and it was fun. It was just as fun as it was last year. Now that we’ve done it twice it is officially like a family tradition now.

John: So, every Memorial Day you’re going to…?

James: We’re going to Animal Kingdom Lodge on our Florida discount spending one night eating in the cheapest restaurant and then staying w...