This week on The Eight Podcast, Javi and Fossie recap a wild weekend that includes a secret 21st birthday party that felt straight out of GTA, a wedding in Oakley that left Javi stuck in canyon traffic with a low gas tank and flashing oil light, and an awkward white-guy bathroom encounter that leads to racial stereotyping gone wrong.

They break down Shane Gillis’ controversial ESPYs roast and talk about the CEO who got caught with his side piece at a Coldplay concert. Plus, a fun dive into the top 10 countries with the best work-life balance (spoiler: America ain’t even close) and TikTok ad conspiracy theories. Tap in and laugh with us — or at us.

00:00 – Mobile Podcasting from West Valley

00:41 – Dustin Poirier vs Max Holloway Fight Recap

02:05 – Quite’s 21st Birthday Party + GTA Vibes

03:23 – Weird Secret Apartment Party Story

04:58 – Javi’s Wedding Adventure in Oakley, Utah

06:18 – Gaslight Anxiety in Canyon Traffic

09:08 – Awkward Bathroom Encounter (Tyreek Hill?)

13:34 – Shane Gillis’ ESPYs Roast Reaction

24:17 – CEO Caught with Side Piece at Coldplay

27:08 – Top Countries with Best Work-Life Balance

29:52 – El Salvador vs. USA Culture Talk

36:08 – TikTok Ads & Trans Ad Targeting

37:07 – Outro + Short Episode Explanation