In this episode of Jewish Boy Calls His Mother, I tackle a controversial school policy about Bat Mitzvah invitations for fifth graders entering sixth grade. The policy prohibits inviting sixth graders to certain parties, raising questions about social exclusion, parental control, and the school’s overreach. I share personal experiences about navigating social gatherings and reflect on how these rules intersect with Jewish cultural values and community dynamics. It’s frustrating to see schools stepping into areas that seem better left to families, especially when it complicates the already tricky social lives of kids. Join me as I unpack the implications of this policy and explore what it means for parenting and education today.