Mark, Rodrigo, and Wes are joined by professional city-planning troll, Alex Schieferdecker. They talk about Hassani Dotson's emergence in the USMNT set up and discuss what role he can or should play for Minnesota United. They close read professional soccer realtor Andrew Wiebe's haiku about Minnesota United. Then they discuss WanchopeWatch. Finally Alex explains his ranking of every MLS stadium and why everyone hates him.