We're breaking box office records this episode with Sam Raimi's SPIDER-MAN and guest LIZZIE DONALDSON! We Trash/Star/Destroy some David Koepp screenplays, lament LA's execution of the Bat Signal projection, and take back from Gene Simmons what is rightfully Spider-Man's on this week's show!

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Up, Up, and Away Web!