We're long overdue a look at the Australian/Oceanic football scene, so here we belatedly review the kits of the new A-League season. Aside from picking our 1-2-3s, we also question the viability of Australian shirt sponsors (particularly those of a mental health / condom crossover), promote our Instagram accounts because we can, and remember the joy of martians that eat instant mashed potato.
Crib Sheet available here