On this episode of My 600-Lb. Life, our hero adventures into the depths of SunFest to report on abortion, clones, and Casey Anthony. Amidst the chaos of American Riot, our champion engages in battle with a new foe: sexist porta potties. Then, a geriatric family of four appears at his place of employment to reek havoc upon his innards. Our hero narrowly escapes, and returns home to Ukraine, where everyone is at peace and Putin is a transgender working as a correspondent at CNN.