Shaun Connolly (@sirshaunconnolly) and Brandon Pires (@bpirescomedy) land on this week's call sheet, explaining electoral papacy, roast beef culture, and the soundtrack of our guilty pleasures. Also pervert snakes.

Along the way, we pass through the VFW and the fast-galloping world of horse journalism. Things close out on a Zack Norton fever dream about suburban…something. It's hard to tell. Thanks, Zack!

"Drinks" at 5:53

"Record Store" at 13:14

"At the Movies" at 21:57

"The Juggler at 31:23

"Transit Town Hall" at 39:11

"Maniac Raised Ranch" at 45:23

As always, these are actual cold reads by people who have never seen the sketches before.

Hosted by @john_matthew_farrell, @thomcrowley, and @katlin.mcfee.