On today’s episode of the D2D Pod, Greg makes himself a “Union Smoke and Maple Punch,” incorporating Wigle Smoked Whiskey (…with grains smoked on the Union Pig and Chicken smoker…), Lapsang Souchong tea and pumpkin rooibus, lemon juice, and maple syrup; while Jen enjoys a nice lemon cayenne cleanse probiotic drink. (One is fun, one is healthy.) Kate, the dog, finds the smell of cayenne immediately aversive, thus finally proving that she will not eat anything. (Though she will happily eat litter encrusted cat shit, among other mammalian fecal delicacies.) Greg apparently identifies with Norman Bates’ awkwardness and inability to understand girls, though not his predilection toward murderous fugue states. Jen mentions an Indiana pizza shop, social medial backlash, ahomophobic Kickstarter, and the fact that no self-respecting gay couple (…or straight couple for that matter…) would ever have a wedding catered by a pizza shop anyway. Greg follows up the discussion from, “Our First Inclusion Excursion” with an update on C-Man, and reminds himself to always set expectation ceilings high.

We humbly present to you, “No Gays Pizza, In Stereo.”