Sit in a tub of egg nog and your own holiday sauces...and listen in as Reg and John present all the best and most frightening home shopping deals on holiday toys. For your children*!

*Do not give these toys to your children. Especially the one with the diarrhea moat and the toy that 'protrudes its knowingness'...Whatever that entails.

Also, in the future, please let's not mic the elves.