"Yes you, with the Newsies hat and cute little note pad."

"Hi, my question is, what did you talk about in this episode?"

"Well, jeepers mister, we talked all about season 2 episode 3: Runner. David gets introduced to Ronan and we have some good laughs about crazy Ford and Rodney. Gee willikers oh boy hot dog."

"Sir, I am a journalist. I will not be condescended to."

"Listen Junior. What if I told you your entire existence was contained within an episode description of a goofy Stargate fan podcast?"

"What? No. That can't be. I'm a real boyyyohmygodmylifeisalieeeee...."

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