Kneel down ye sinners to streetwise religion, the screen's been crowned the new King. 

Join your boys as we dive deep into the Netflix Original adaptation of the most notorious book in rock: Mötley Crüe's "The Dirt". We backcomb every hair of their brand new biopic to see how their mammoth story fits into a 2 hour flick. 

Full of your usual tangents and niche references, crack open the Jack, pull up your biggest boots and get the keys to the Harley...

..then put them down because you've had some whiskey and those boots aren't fit for driving. We want you to be safe, dude. 

Fuck yeah.